coffee break
A couple traveling cross country decided to stop for a cup
of
coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas. While they were
sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee,
a local
cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest stool at the
counter.
As he lifts his leg over the stool, he cuts one of the loudest
farts ever heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells,
Sir,
how dare you fart before my wife!
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and says, I'm
awful
sorry ma'am...I didn't know we was a takin'
turns.