Oh to be Six Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be six again, she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to
the local theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything
there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her
loving husband ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and
a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster,
a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her __expression suddenly changed.
You idiot, I meant my dress size!
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong!!!