few good lawyers
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly,
he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and
neck. The lawyer turns around.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping
in practice while I'm waiting in line. Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me
screwing the guy in front of me, do you?