On aging
1. Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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2. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting
in line for.
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3. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me,
I want people to know why I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
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4. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you
are?
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5. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
youth, think of Algebra.
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6. You know you are getting older when everything either
dries up or leaks.
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7. I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
to the top.
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8. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that
it is such a nice change from being young.