Hickey
Joe decides to work late to be with his sexy young secretary,
so he called his wife to make an excuse. After work he invited
his secretary to dinner.
It soon became obvious he was going to get lucky, so the two
went back to her appartment and had great sex for three hours.
Afterwards Joe went to the bathroom to straighten up for
his trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. What
will I tell my wife! he thought.
After Joe unlocked his front door, his dog came bouncing
down the hall to greet him. Aha! Joe thought and promptly
fell to the floor and pretended to fight the dog off.
Holding his hand to his neck he said, Honey, look
at what this damn dog did to my neck!
Hell!, she answered, ripping open her blouse.
Look what he did to my tits!