Engine woes
A Laplander was on a driving holiday in Australia. Along
a deserted track he started having engine problems and
eventually the car stopped with steam and oil pouring from
under the engine. After some time a car approached him so
he waved it down. The Aussie got out and asked what the problem
was. The Laplander said I think it is the engine.
The Aussie checked under the hood and said you've
blown a seal with that the Laplander started going
red and looked all flustered and confused and he blurted
out at least I don't fuck sheep