Its always the same
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
The doctor says to the old man, I'll need a urine
sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.
The old man says, What?
So the doctor says it again.
Once again the old man says, what?
So the doctor yells it, I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES
SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!
With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, He
needs a pair of your underwear!