Many a true word
A woman walks into a doctors office and says doctor
I hurt all over. The doctor says thats impossible.
No really! just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it
hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my
head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch! it really
hurts she replies.
The doctor just shakes his head and says, you're
a natural blonde, aren't you?. The woman smiles
and says, Why yes I am. How did you know?. The
doctor replies, because your finger is broken.