a blonde joke
A guy is hanging upside down fromthe rafters at a factory
when a blonde coworker walks by.
What are you doing? she asks.
I need a few weeks off, explains the man
I'm pretending to be nuts.
Just then the boss walks by and sees the man dangling from
the ceiling.
What are you doing? asks the boss.
I'm a lightbulb, answers the guy.
The boss says, You're going crazy, take a vacation.
The man jumps down to leave, and the blonde starts to follow
him.
Where do you think your going young lady? asks the boss.
Home, she replies, I can't work in the dark.