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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters
the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on
her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store
to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing
it for support, she asks the sales clerk: Dddooo
youuuu hhave dddddiilllldosss?
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
Yes we do have dildos Actually we carry many different
models.
The old woman then asks: Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy
aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt
tttwoo inchesss ththiickk that Vvvviiiibbbbrrrraaaatttteeeesss?
The clerk responds, Yes we do,
The poor old lady replies, Ddddooo yyoooouuuu
knnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe fffffuuccckkkinggg
ttthingggg offffff?