Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf
course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked
up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing. She replied, I'm on
the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on
the 6th hole. He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached
her again with the same request. She said, I'm
on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on
the 13th hole. Once again he thanked her and returned
to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he
saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the
bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she
was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached
her and said, Let me buy you a drink in appreciation
for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession.
I'm in sales, also. What do you sell? She replied,
If I tell you, you'll laugh. No,
I won't.
Well, if you must know, she answered, I
work for Tampax. With that, he laughed so hard he
almost lost his breath. She said, See I knew you would
laugh. That's not what I'm laughing
at, he replied. I'm a salesman for Preparation
H, so I'm still a hole behind you!
