What color is that?
Two men were standing side by side in a urinal taking a piss.
One very fat and the other very thin. The fat man turned to
the thin man and said; You know since I gained all
this weight it's been at least two years since I've
been able to see my own cock. The thin man looked at
him and casually said; Well, why don't you diet?
To which the fat man responded; Why, what color is
it?